A compulsively lazy coffee addict...
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My spam is better than your spam
05/15/05 @ 11:58:53 am, Categories: Raves, random, 157 words   English (US)

This is the message text from some spam (with the subject "how to cover your girl in szperm") I received a week ago. If I hadn't been checking my email on my crappy phone browser I never would have seen this hidden text. Needless to say, I almost crapped myself when I saw it quote Vonnegut.

"Wisdom is knowing what to do with what you know.",

"I have been a soreheaded occupant of a file drawer labeled Science Fiction and I would like out, particularly since so many serious critics regularly mistake the drawer for a urinal. -- Kurt Vonnegut Jr, Wampeters, Foma and Granfalloons, Science Fiction, 1974"

"When I moved to the country I asked my neighbor if he had lived here all his life. His response was \"not yet.\"",

"I want to be old and annoy people pretending I'm deaf. -- Blackadder III",

"Murphy's 11th Law: It is impossible to make anything foolproof, because fools are so ingenious.",

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A compulsively lazy coffee addict, striving subconsciously to lose his direction in life. Each month seems to usher in either the best or worst time of his life, as if some cosmic resonance were attempting to fling him off this plane of existence with no regard to where he might land.
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