Category: nonsense

06.04.2005 @ 6:03:56 PM, Categories: nonsense, null, 19 words  

GHAAALAAA!

I was looking around at job listings on craigslist, when I came across...

THIS

I screamed...
Then I cried.

06.04.2005 @ 5:44:02 PM, Categories: nonsense, null, 142 words  

NLP is stupid, I ate the babel fish...

all language is stupid...

Can you recognize this before it was translated from english to french, to german, to english, to spanish, to french, to english, to chinese, to english, to chinese, TO ENGLISH?

Is perhaps the question order: If ethyl alcohol zuegel and is unworthy the fortune arrow completes suffers adopts surplus them or the arm were opposed the request excessive duty and by opposes tis nobly: Does not color in the order or, sleeps; And by the dream, first states you to complete sorrowful and the friend 1,000 vibrates normals, the meat and is inherits? Tis it respectfully wishes the consumption. Perhaps the color, the sleep has the dream sleep; I, is brings frotante there to stop dying, that this dream dream is possibly comes, if our slatterns balance in death except this for above, they must oppose the detonation elasticity.

04.04.2005 @ 11:17:42 AM, Categories: nonsense, null, 25 words  

Rime...

Ah! well-a-day! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the Albatross
About my neck was hung.

What's your albatross?

03.04.2005 @ 1:49:51 PM, Categories: nonsense, null, 194 words  

How to p0wn your own boxen...

Let's say you've forgotten the root password to your box, or cluster master node. The box uses shadow passwords so you can't boot off a knoppix CD and edit them. You lilo.conf file has "prompt" commented out so you can't boot into single user mode without changing it. You try to edit the file and run "lilo -C ./lilo.conf" but since you booted off the CD lilo keeps trying to look at "/boot/something" which is on the ramdisk, which makes no sense, and you can't figure out the right flags from the lilo man page.

What do you do?

Get really pissed off and reboot, repeatedly. Do not shutdown, unplug or physically switch off the box. Eventually when booting your box will realise the the hard drive wasn't cleanly unmounted. It will run fsck. If you're lucky fsck will fail. This is what you want. It will now give you a prompt, logged in as root (I do not know it this is single user mode or not). Remount your drive read/write and change the password. It doesn't ask for the old password! Be nice and run fsck. Reboot.

Fin.

01.04.2005 @ 6:42:35 PM, Categories: nonsense, null, 187 words  

When people with too much education try to be funny.

From here.

INFORMATION DOES NOT EXIST

Jack Napier (1), Seto Kaiba (2) and Yuffie Kisaragi (2)

1 James T. Smith Library, Brooklyn College, Brooklyn, New York
2 Kyuzo Institute, Osaka University, Osaka, Japan

Available online 1 April 2005.

Abstract

We proffer an epistemological, ontological, and ecumenical analysis of the informatics zeitgeist surrounding librarians and so-called information scientists. A fuzzy systems tautomerism and transformative hermeneutic lexiae with stemming metadata shows that behind an axiometric normalization of mutually reinforcing moieties, institutionalized metaphors, and naïve liturgical dogmas lies nothing more than gormandized aphorisms and pseudoscientific quanta. This endemic helix permeates the koans of nacirema determinates and quidditative paradigms alike. The operationalized gestalt is collapsed, as with its photonic counterpart, via an interaction among the cromulent a priori of epiphenomenal knowledge management and the parsimonious lorem ipsum of atomistic artificial intelligence and its ilk. Neither the nascent yet positivist hyperliteracy movement nor the transactive pedagogical convergence of jingoistic multiliteracies possess the constituent wherewithal for explicating the existence of information per se or affirming the verstehende of contemporary librarianship; you can't eat your cake and have it too. Ramifications for string theory and consciousness studies are also addressed.

01.04.2005 @ 12:22:21 AM, Categories: nonsense, null, 4 words  

April fools.

Those cheeky google people...

31.03.2005 @ 9:51:29 PM, Categories: nonsense, null, 194 words  

Whoa...
It's like reading a bottle of Dr. Bronner's soap, if Dr. Bronner was a "mathematician" that didn't get into Caltech. "Obscurantism?" That's almost as good as "symbological" or "technicated."

There is proof that 3 dimensional
math is erroneous, and that linear
Time is actually of a Cubic nature.
Ignoring Cubium indicts you evil.

Scholars ravage Earth's resources.
Scholars plunder America's Nature.
Nevada's 77,000 ton nuclear waste
burial should be made a monument
to Scholasticism's evil singularity -
contradicted by Cubic Created life,
relative to the Cubium dipole atom.

Time Cube is "T.O.E.", theory of everything.
Time, Life and Truth = a Cubic Principle,
a natural creation of ineffable opposites.
Caltech professors practice obscurantism
and can not ever allow Time Cube Debate -
for it will indict the word bastards as evil.
They can't argue it, their power is to ignore -
and that's why students must demand debate.
Word is most efficient form of enslavement.
You have been educated singularity stupid.
You have been educated in singularity evil.
Self singularity is cursed form of humanity.
Do you care to know that Cubic Creation
debunks the Word God and Word World of
the educated stupid human Word Animal?

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