Bicycle Liberation Front

Blaze ever brighter the flames of proletarian struggle in our homeland! The beacon of emancipation is with us!

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June 27, 2001: Barry White's vital organs are liberated.

June 28, 2001: Barry White is brought to life, and the BLF is founded. Barry White makes his first appearance in the Sports Garage Thursday Night Cruiser Ride.

June 30, 2001: The Green Giant is found in front of the Engineering Center at CU. He is repaired and appropriately modified to suit the BLF. Craziness ensues.

October 27, 2001:
          - 2 AM - Tallbike's body parts are found scattered across Boulder.
          - 5 PM - Only after collecting and reassembling tallbike did we realize exactly WHY tallbike had been destroyed. He is arguably the most deadly member of the BLF to date.

November 7, 2001:
           - 3 AM - When our supply of bike frames runs dry, we are forced to seek other sources. After a city-wide search, we discover a stash of 14 frames in the metal graveyard known only as "EcoCycle." Obviously, the capitalist pigs at Naropa and CU have been attempting to thwart our progress by hiding suitable materials.
          - 7 PM - The inaugural BLF ride takes place despite the pathetic lack of interest. A mere four comrades cruise aimlessly about Boulder in the frickin' cold rain and sleet and stuff, until we got bored. Or maybe we were just about to freeze to death.

November 9, 2001 - We build the tallbike.

November 11, 2001 - The BLF goes underground to fight the cops and roadies with telekinetic direct driveification

July 5, 2003 - The BLF returns from the steam tunnels to save the children.

July 10, 2003 - We disguise the tallbike as a Colnago. It will infiltrate the roadie bourgeoisie and destroy them from the inside out.

July 20, 2003 - The direct drive MTB is modified for chopperness. A fork is MIGed from galvanized trampoline poles. Ben breathes in zinc fumes and shortens his life expectancy by 20 years.

September 7, 2003:
          11 PM - Ben remembers to update the web page.
          12 AM - Collin finds a rear Spin in the satanic capitalist stockpile some have termed "EcoCycle."