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"I am not drunk.  Excuse me while I take my pants off."
						-J. Collin Poczatek
"I'm a walking life lesson."
						-J. Collin Poczatek
But it's locked...
"Yes, but not in any significant way."
						-J. Collin Poczatek
"My pornographic palette is obviously more refined than yours."
						-J. Collin Poczatek
"Safety is for the weak."
						-J. Collin Poczatek
"What do you mean I'm never going to have sex again?  You're never going
to have sex again either."
						-J. Collin Poczatek
"I'm all about excess."
						-J. Collin Poczatek
						(Requesting an axe to 
						aid in the construction
						of a bicycle frame)
"If ...[she]... were sitting here, her nipples would be hard like
daggers."
						-J. Collin Poczatek
						(On a ski lift in 
						Jackson Hole)
"It's not the pants, but what's inside that matters."
						-J. Collin Poczatek
"These cats smell like cats."
						-J. Collin Poczatek
"Now there's a question...  How big is god's porn stash?"
						-J. Collin Poczatek
What would a universe without axioms be like?
"It would be much like my relationship with women; it would suck.
						-J. Collin Poczatek
"I can impregnate women with my mind."
						-J. Collin Poczatek
"I just want to be coddled in the cold, unfeeling arms of acadamia for as
long as possible."
						-J. Collin Poczatek
"I slept in Nevada for a week.  I wore the same pants."
						-J. Collin Poczatek
On topology.
"Knots make me horny."
						-J. Collin Poczatek
On theft.
"If he (God) would send me a woman, then I would commit other sins."
						-J. Collin Poczatek
"I'm a very complicated man."
						-J. Collin Poczatek
"Driving home drunk with broken legs and an expired license...  That's a
gray area of the law."
						-J. Collin Poczatek
"I'm going to marry her (points to a picture of Cecille Thomsen).  I'll
win the Fields medal, and my dick will grow six inches.  Then it will be
seven inches."
						-J. Collin Poczatek
"They always run away.  Cats, women, catwomen."
						-J. Collin Poczatek
"She's touching herself.  I want to touch herself."
						-J. Collin Poczatek
						(While looking at a picture
						of Aimee Sweet)
"Give the market five years, and there will be venture cap flowing like jiz."
						-J. Collin Poczatek
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