The Trident

Matt can compress spacetime with his mind. He once had an out of body experience after passing out, hypothermic, in a field of snow.
She doesn't love me.
He makes a mean Cappuchino Orzata. His name is either Rakesh or Rashan.
This man was selling tickets to a conference on enlightenment for a mere $25.
This man may actually be at peace, though I don't believe he payed the $25.